As a man of science, I usually sit around all day and think thoughts.  I mean, like thoughts you couldn't even comprehend.  This is how I managed to write an entire book about the mating habits and genitalia of wookies.  Sadly, this foray into the world of children's popup books wasn't received very well as kids these days don't have enough curiosity to gaze upon wookie batch right before hitting the hay.  My would-be publisher said that the test kids became insomniacs.  I'm pretty sure this is some sort of super-ability, so I guess it makes sense that they wouldn't want a bunch of kids with super powers running around all of the time.

 I've also spent a great amount of time with my hypothesis of whether or not a Jedi could defeat Batman.  I figure that a Jedi would be able to detect that Batman is actually Bruce Wayne, but then again, Batman would probably just shoot the Jedi in the face.  I guess I'll just have to leave that one to the philosophers like Atariman [Atariman shouts: "Batman would win, dammit!  Because HE'S BATMAN"]... Okay, so there you have it.  Batman would win.

Other than that, I've been helping Atariman troubleshoot the network by lending him my psychic powers.  So far it has worked out very well considering that the new router works much better than the old one.  Atariman actually had the balls to tell me that it was because he got a "good" router and stopped using the "bad" one, but I know that it was my sheer psychic radiance that scared this new network into shaping up.  I'm such an asset! [Atariman says: "Or just an ass"]